English taken too far out of the hands of native speakers ceases to remain the language I know and love; it instead becomes something else. (Engrish, perhaps?)

Here are some examples of English transmogrified in non-native settings:

One need not look long nor hard to find English, the world’s most butchered language, hung from the four corners of the Earth like rotting carcasses. South Korea provides ample victual for grammar prudes to wave their castigating fingers and shake their heads. Here are some of the things I’ve been wagging my finger at lately: