The Jeju POE had its first-ever "Foreign Language Festival." It was quite an interesting concept and many of us here were pretty excited about it, but once again, bureaucracy reared its ugly head. Organization wasn't exactly top-notch, to say the least. There was not enough Australians on Jeju so they stuck random Americans and Canadians and Brits into the Australia and New Zealand booth; I got put in the Australia booth although I am *not* from Australia, have never been to Australia, and hardly knew anything about Australia. ALL foreign teachers had to participate whether they wanted to or not (and the unfortunate Chinese and Japanese teachers pretty much were left scratching their heads as the workshop on the previous day was all done in English only). As if that wasn't enough, we weren't told about this until the night before the festival. And so I had to spend that night cramming on Autralia facts and putting together a power-point presentation for the Aussie booth so I wouldn't look like a fool in front of the students.
The booths and displays were nice (the Australia booth has the prettiest visuals in my view), but there was some wierdness too. Somehow, most Americans are German, the US map has no Washington DC, and suddenly New York is capital of the US. Um...what? The New Zealand booth had half a wall explaining why a "kiwifruit" is supposed to becalled "kiwifruit" and not a "kiwi." There was a Native American outfit hanging in the Australia booth... "Pocahantas Dundee"??? Some of the teachers didn't show up at their assigned times and kinda came and went at random times; I ended up manning the Australia booth along with another Australian teacher for 16 hours although our asssigned time was only two hours. The staff never got around to making some of the requested material for the Aussie booth so there wasn't a whole lot available. I heard that the New Zealand booth had it worse since the assigned teachers didn't bring anything.
I think I did OK in the Aussie booth; I had a good time chatting with the few Aussies that actually did show up and stay to man the booth and some of the curious visitors seemed to think that I was actually from Australia or had been there. One of the teachers brought in a hula hoop; that was a big hit with the kids and she was pretty good at the hula hoop herself. Another juggled and played Aboriginal-inspired Tribal trance music, which was really good for ambience.
The performances at the end of each day were nice. The college students did an abridged version of "A Midsummer's Night Dream" with some pop culture references. The high school students did "Beauty and the Beast." It was all well done. One of the girls actually had a nice imitation British accent (although Belle was supposed to be French).
Overall, it was kinda good. It had its quirks, but wound up OK in the end. I got a few ideas out of it for my classes. Maybe I'll see if I can get some of the less-shy and more advanced students to put on a short performance for the school sometime.










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Oh, that sounds hilarious. At least they tried, I guess. Korea just can't seem to get its facts about other countries straight. I was delighted (not) to arrive at school one day and find a big banner with the Statue of Liberty welcoming me. While I'm sure this related to the students' desires and not to my own identity, I felt at the same time it was a further 'blanding out' of my own nationality, which the teachers did continually (for example, asking me obscure questions about America in front of their class when they know I don't come from there). It got so bad that even after drumming into the students where I came from, they would still answer "America" if asked. This wouldn't be so annoying if it wasn't accompanied by the biggest degree of national identity bluster I've ever seen on the part of the Koreans. I was supposed to pretend I was American, put my hand over my heart and stand for the Korean national anthem. Hmm, yeah okay.
My co-teacher made a hilarious picture of the Arc de Triomphe and labelled it 'Germany'. In her alternate reality, maybe. That was my favourite cultural gaffe in my time in Korea.
Geography...
...unfortunately isn't much of a priority for most countries, it seems.
It was kinda funny to see the history section. It stated that most settlers came from England and yet it also claimed that most Americans are German. The display also showed a handful famous Americans who happened to have *some* German ancestry and happened to outnumber the number of other people on the display. So I'm guessing that because most of the people that the display maker put on the wall happened to have German ancestry, he just assumed that most Americans must be German as well.
Canberra is a magically invisible city on the Australia display. It's actually mentioned in the country info, but it doesn't exist on the map.
It's just as bad in the USA. Last I've heard, 49% of Americans can't find their own country on the map. I wonder what the figures are for Korea?
Wait...
What part of England are you from again?
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